If you were qualified to pass judgment on my writing, then you must be producing gold yourself.
“Let me just take a shit here and show you how it’s done,” you’ll say, and I’ll attempt to learn from your example.
After all, your opinion surpasses all, doesn’t it? You’ve surely been writing longer than I, you surely have clearer perception than I can even dream of. How can I ever dare to question you and your outstanding abilities?